Laura: Hi, I'd like to deposit this check.
Nice Bank Teller: Oh, um... (looking at the deposit slip) Is this your account number?
NBT: (looking at computer) Oh, it is
an account number! Wow, it sure is short! You must have opened this account a long time ago!
Nice Desk Lady: Is there anything I can help you with?
Laura: Yes, my account balances are kind of low right now and I was wondering if I was being charged any fees for that.
NDL: (looking at her computer) Well, normally we would, but we've grandfathered your account. Apparently you opened this account before the current rules applied. Did you used to bank with [One Merger Ago Bank]?
Laura: Actually, with [Two Mergers Ago Bank].
NDL: I see
Laura's Friend: Oh wow, I feel so old! I must be the oldest person here! Tomorrow I'll be able to drink
James: I used to watch this
when I was a kid!
Laura: ...I used to watch this
when I was a kid.Crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk.